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*** This one says it all.
Reminds me of a joke: Joe Blow
Find The Rabbit In an effort to determine the top crime fighting agency in the country, the president narrowed the field to three finalists, the CIA, the FBI, and the Chicago Police Department. The three remaining contenders were given the task of catching a rabbit which was released into the woods.
The CIA went into the woods. They placed animal informants throughout. They questioned all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigation they concluded that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI went into the woods. After two weeks without a capture, they burned the woods down, killing everything in it, including the rabbit. They made no apologies. The rabbit deserved it.
The CPD went into the woods. After only two hours, they came out with a handcuffed and badly beaten bear. The bear was yelling 'Okay, Okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit'.
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