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ChickenCops – People who call 911 expecting the police to protect them when they’re too scared to join the force themselves!!! This can also apply to the unreasonable request that someone douse the flames engulfing your house if you’ve never [been a firefighter] yourself!
ChickenBitchers – Individuals who [whine about the President] and don’t have the fortitude to run for the office themselves!
ChickenLegals – Unsavory persons who think they have the right to sue others even though they themselves cannot bring themselves to go to law school.
ChickenGamers – Luddites who think they should be allowed to play the latest Grand Theft Auto without actually learning to program a computer. . . .